This show finished on Thursday 01 November 2018, and this page is being kept for archival purposes only.


Wednesday 31 October - Thursday 01 November 2018


Bedlam Theatre




Sally MacAlister


So: A foetus, a cougar, a camera girl, a drag queen and a victim walk into a bar…

The EUTC presents an all femme monologue focusing on unusual and unheard perspectives. Be prepared to meet a foetus excited to meet her single mother, a camera girl questioning her life choices, a victim who refuses to believe she is one, a drag queen with separation anxiety and a cougar terrified of being forgotten.

Show Advisories: Abortion, Offensive language, Mentions of sexual assault, Flashing lights / Strobe lighting, Violence. Recommended 18+.

Latecomers may not be admitted.

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Cast and Crew

Sally Macalister
Douglas Stephenson
Stage Hand
Sophie Lee
Stage Hand
Nancy Strahan
Stage Hand
Leonie Findlay
Stage Manager
Rowan Crerar
Tech Assistant
Emma Hunt
Tech Assistant
George Manchester
Technical Manager
Becky Spiers
The Camera Girl
Megan Lambie
The Cougar
Kelechi Hafstad
The Drag Queen
Myles Westman
The Foetus
Julia Weingaertner
The Victim
Tilly Botsford
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