WHAT IF... we are chronically online?

What if it's the first and only neurodivergent drag show in Scotland?

Date

Thursday 14 May 2026

Venue

Bedlam Theatre

Price

ยฃ6/7/9

Author

Narcisse Empote-Ose and Qualia De Kunt

Description

heyyyy IRL mutuals โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ its qualia and narcisse, coming (๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜) at you live from our phone xD XD XD x))) weโ€™d love to invite you to our show ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ iykyk but some super cool peeps will be there like guy liner, captain omega and wine mom ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ lowkirkuenly its gonna be giving internet drag lowkey sooo yeah ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ think early internetmaxxing, #dubailabubu, surveillance culture, phan, niche tumblr references, lesbian microdiscourse, mogging, bo burnhammaxxingโ€ฆ and ofc tons of rizz LOL๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ pov what if you got tickets tho ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” jk unless ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช get ur tix asap!!! support your local brainrotted queers ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด



๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ’ฝ๐ŸŽž๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿคณ



โ€˜WHAT IF we are chronically online?โ€™ will take place in Bedlam Theatre in Edinburgh, on Thursday, May 14th. Doors open at 8:00pm, with performances from 8:30pm.

Tickets are ยฃ6 for students ahead of time, General entry is ยฃ7 ahead of time. On the door tickets will be available for everyone at ยฃ9. You can also support us by buying a pay forward ticket if you canโ€™t attend. We will give this ticket to someone who can attend but canโ€™t afford to.

WHAT IF is a strictly 18+ event, so make sure to bring your ID. BYOB (thereโ€™s a Margiotta and Sainsburyโ€™s nearby).

There is an accesibility post on our instagram, but you can also visit Bedlam Theatreโ€™s website or reach out to us privately to ask for more info on accessibility.



Follow us on @whatifitsadragshow on instagram!

You can find tickets here

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