This show finished on Friday 21 November 2025, and this page is being kept for archival purposes only.
This play is crazy, fun, and totally new. It will make all your trial shift dreams come true. What's it about? Come along and find out!
Friday 21 November 2025
£4/5/8 +£1 on the door
This is not a trial shift in some sweet little family-run bakery, okay? There will be no hot chocolate or teensy-weensy marshmallows for you at nap time. This is Tesco ‘s.
Doors open at 7:15 PM for a 7:30 PM start, with an expected end time of 9 PM.
Latecomers allowed within 5 min of show start.
This age rating for this show is 13+ as it contains some moderate adult language (13+), addresses adult content (13+), and contains infrequent violence and situations that could be frightening for children (13+).
Content Warnings
Strong language
Violence
Mentions of death, sexualised content and threat
Allusions to classism, abuse and sexual assault
Technical Warnings
Persistent loud/high-pitched noises
Brief use of sudden/loud noises and flashing lights
Actor Liliani Lynch
Actor Oliver Mason
Actor Spencer Shaw
Actor seth cullerne bown
Actor Charlie Girdwood
Actor Hannah Milne
Actor Zephyrus Pettitt
Actor Reilly Souther
Director Sonia Ostrovsky
Producer Carmen Vita Sierra
Set Assistant Christian Badcoe
Stage Manager Edie Mayhew-Smith
Tech Assistant Hanae Della Nave
Tech Manager Bill Morley
Tech Manager Amelie Hildebrandt